a person in 982 photos fatty Let it dissolve on your tongue! One for you! Fatty's shake face! Before moving on to the next leg of the adventure, here are my favorite pictures from the photobooth that Siege set up at the party. Fatty! (All black & white photos by Clayton Cubitt) Maddy doesn't like being in a bag, so he have to take her out. Marina and Fatty peeking through. ...a cover-band called HIPSTER: The House Band of the Lower East Side. ...Fatty play bass in... And an extra special thanks to Scott & Leigh! In addition to pulling dance moves like this all night, they also shot tons of footage and interviews of the party... Hank's face is the best. Dance floor recovery zone. When a circle forms around you on the dance floor, it can only mean one thing...DANCE OFF! Oh man, I love this photo. Mer, Kristi, Elyse, Dave and Marina on the dance floor. Awww. Amanda, Marina, Dave and me. Marina and The Fatty Dave! Haha. Ellen, Gary, Marina are laughing at me hoisted up in a chair during Hava Nagila (you can see my shoe in the bottom of the frame). Thanks for coming out on such short notice every one! Yay! Let's hear it for all the last minute cancellations that led to a this table of awesomeness! The line went all the way down the block and AROUND the corner. Doh! Uh-oh! Looks like the old ball and chain is demanding to be taken home. Haha. Turns out they were going through Siege's photos of Dave and Marina's wedding ! On the way up to the roof, I found these four huddled around Siege's computer screens laughing and smiling. Dave, Marina and Ellen. But they're still checking each other out. Yeah Newlyweds. ..and up on to their building's awesome roof deck. ...to have dinner at Fatty and Marina's new apartment in the West Village. We went out onto their fire escape... Congrats again, you two! Thanks so much for inviting us. We had an awesome time! Saying goodbye to the groom! Dave and Jaden. Mr. and Mrs. Fateman! Congrats, you guys. Back to the band again! Hahaha. It wouldn't be a wedding if there wasn't at least one photo of Fatty making his FATTY PHOTO FACE! His dance mission completed, Dave returned to the stage. NOW COMES THE DIP. Yay. Dave took Marina out onto the dance floor. At first glance it looked like they were doing some kind of crazy-synchronized rehearsed dance routine... Then he switched his guitar for a bass and Seth took over on vocals. These guys all play in a wedding band together and Dave thought it would be fun to play HIS OWN WEDDING! YES! Six Piece Nastee !Everyone backed Dave up while he played guitar and serenaded Marina. Ta-da! ...whereas Dave employed the OPEN AS WIDE AS YOU CAN technique. Haha. Everyone has a unique strategy to ensure your brand new spouse doesn't smash cake into your face. Marina went with the rock-solid "hand poised to intervene" defense... Hahaha. So great. ...the wedding cupcake! The kid's had a playground reception annex. Everyone lean in! Ellen taking a wedding portrait. Dave showing off the ring! Dave with John and Lori. Fatty looking for his table. Hahaha. Check out Dave shielding his bride's eyes from the sun for the photos. Awwww. The happy couple. Congrats, Dave and Marina. I love you guys! This one too. Mazel tov! (I love this photo) Uncle Ira performing the ceremony! They do! Enter the tent of MATRIMONY! (You're supposed to say that last word in a hushed whisper like a magician). Dave and his mother. We arrived to find the groom and best man surveying the beautiful tent that they'd set up in the back yard. Fatty was the first to get it to balance properly. Great (creepy!) success. We moved the party into the kitchen and chowed down. On Friday night a whole bunch of us went over to Siege and KT's to surprise KT with a welcome back party! Kit, Andy, Dave and Colin getting ready to head out. Congrats, Fatty! Instead of forcing Fatty to go to a noody bar in Queens , around 1am we all headed to our apartment and played Rockband. Haha. Dave and Andy (Big Fatty and Little Fatty!). Fatty was popping peanut butter and jelly cupcakes like they were Tic Tacs. After some warm up drinks and snacks at the Fatty's, we walked over to Flatiron for a BBQ feast at Hill Country. On Saturday night I headed to the West Village to attend FATTY'S BACHELOR PARTY! Here's the bachelor himself! On Wednesday night we met up with Dave and Marina and headed over to Meredith's parent's apartment in order to celebrate Pesach ! Yeah, that's right. I had a choice and I choose to go with Manischewitz! Fatty reads the bit about the part that has the thing with the egg. Fatty giving Siege a New Year's smooch. Fatty, me and Mer in the back. ...donned our winter gear... Fatty was all "Whoa." I love how Fatty's pulling his titties up out of his suit jacket to try and get with the program. Hahaha. Happy New Year! Happy 2009, everyone! A couple days after the party, we all received an email from him with a link to a surprise video he'd edited together with all the clandestine hula hooping video he'd shot. It. Is. Amazing. My favorite part is the highlight reel of everyone throwing their hands up and leaning that starts around the 1:45 minute mark (right after Siege does the "white man's overbite") and just keeps getting better. (PS - Make sure you check out Ellen's sideways "tit-sway" at 2:14. Amazing.) I tried to teach Fatty how to do that loud "hail a taxi" whistle and then I took photos of him trying to pull it off. He looks like a friendly holiday walrus. After cupcakes, the guys took turns playing instruments and sang a bunch of tunes. Just because you hide cupcakes doesn't mean Fatty won't eat them if he finds them. The Fatty! He was really excited because he found a box of cupcakes stashed away somewhere. Awww. On Saturday night a bunch of us met up for drinks at the Sly Fox. Here's Frank, Marina and Fatty. Check out everyone enjoying Fatty's huge deck! We were bummed to have missed Jaymes and Gretchen's wedding, but the upside to being in town was that we got to go to Fatty and Marina's barbeque! Fatty showing off the awesome Oreo-in-the-middle sunflower cupcakes! Fatty looking all serious. 
