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We took them to some divey bar in the East Village where Grant and I immediately went into "dancing bear" mode struggling to convince Devin that we're as funny in person as we are on this site.
back in nyc
October 21, 2004
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Meredith, Grant, Amanda, Sarah and Devin (who we all met through this site! Devin did all the design-work for the first incarnation of the Fiasco site and as a thank you, the band flew he and his wife up to NYC to see the first show!)
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A little after 2am, we came back into Manhattan and I was reunited with this guy! Hahahaha.
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Where we all got to meet Sarah's new friend Josh for the very first time.
back in nyc
October 21, 2004
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Seriously, who loves posing with drunk strangers more than us? (Ps - Check out Grant's "modern dance" legs. It's a nice touch, don't you think?)
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After the insanity of my going away party earlier on in the week at my apartment, my official "last night in NYC" was feeling a little anti-climatic. We all sat around wishing we could think of something appropriate to hallmark the occasion. But after a while we couldn't think of anything and we decided to call it a night. That's when we headed outside and discovered that...
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When the place cleared out late that night, Grant decided to humor me one last time by doing a flying David Lee Roth scissorkick off of the fucking bar downstairs. Hahahah. My batteries were dying and my shutter when off just before he launched into the air.
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Ok, and this one too.
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Amy and Grant getting silly on the couch in the back. (I love this photo so much.)
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Speaking of fuckers, here's Grant and me. I met this fucker working at Nerve back in the summer of 2001 and aside from his short-lived stint out in LA, we've been inseparable ever since. Here's me making a face and trying my best to pretend I wasn't going to miss the shit outta him. (Awwww.)
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Where we met up with Amanda (seen here in a super-rare sans-glasses photo!) and Grant.
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In the AM I met up with Grant and the Fatty for one final Dim Sum brunch down in Chinatown. (Where after years of eating there with us, Fatty finally spoke up and told us "Hey, you know what? I don't even really like dim sum.")
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T-minus one day. All packed up and feeling nervous, I opted for a little escapism and went to see an afternoon movie with Grant and Leigh. On the way out, Grant and Leigh both took their turn being the "seed of Chucky."
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On Thursday night (T-minus three days!) my roommate Victoria cooked a nice dinner and invited some of my friends over for a low-key dinner party. Here's The Fatty, Tinnz, Charlene and Grant (Sarah was there later on!)
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(Grizza, you have any idea what we sang?)
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Late night (and noticably drunk at this point) Grant and I sang a duet.
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Meredith and Grant on the dance floor.
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Hahahahaha.
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Grant and Smellsgood.
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Grant and David demonstrate "The Eiffel Tower of Power High Five" with Miye as the lucky girl "in the middle." Check out the sweat stains - did I mention that by this point in the August night my apartment was about 110 degrees?
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I was so hot and sweaty that I actually snuck into my room and changed out of Black T-shirt Number 3 and into Blue T-shirt Number 7. (Yeah, right - like I have seven shirts!)
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...Grant took to the karaoke stage.
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But the nature of the move busted in this picture I'm going to guess he was singing Rick James' Superfreak.
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Amy (one of the few girls I know who can wear a Master of Puppets shirt and mean it) and Grant.
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Awwwww! Thanks so much guys! You are the best friends ever. (Sorry I moved back so soon!). I started to put my gifts away and they were all like "No, no, no. After all the time we spent rounding that stuff up, you're wearing it at the party, CALIFORNIA BOY!"
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Grant was digging it, though. And speaking of transformations, when did Grant transform into...
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...the Berlin-hipster version of Baron Von Kaiser from Mike Tyson's Punch Out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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On Monday morning, Grant, Doug and I went to Mandarin Court down in Chinatown for a dim sum breakfast...
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Fatty and Grant for brunch at Clinton Street bakery. (Where Grant modeled his new German-soldier-from-the-future hairdo. Ubertastic!
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...then met up with Grant in the East Village for some sushi.
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And funnel cake.
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On Friday, Grizzle and I took the F train so I could bid farewell to Coney Island. Mmmm, corndogs. (Eight days until leaving for San Francisco).
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Just in case there was any doubt about who planned this party (*cough* Frank's Mom *cough*), all the guests received silver lasagna serving spatulas. So awesome. Congrats Frank and Liz! Now get to work on some grandchildren already, will ya?
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Grant getting ready to steal a napkin.
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Grant started to say something and his lip stuck to his teeth. Hahahah.
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Grant and Liz (who look like they're brother and sister in this pic, no?)
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Three bozos. Grant, Fatty and me arriving at the reception in CT. (Note the accidental irony in Fatty doing the "L is for Loser" handsign backwards. Hahah).
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Grant wasn't having any of that. He quickly pulled a reverse and went in for the suck.
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Then she actually dived on him and tried to give him a second hickey.
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Charlene showed up and actually asked for a hickey! (Check out Grant's face as he questions Charlene's sanity).
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By the end of the night, everyone was friends again. (Thanks to you, Pornobum!)
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Meredith pretended to leap on Grant and I managed to capture this hilarious "flinch photo."
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And laughed at her.
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After he was finished pouting, Grant rallied and exacted his revenge. Not only did he wrestle Meredith down to the filthy floor of Lit and give her a hickey...
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...one of the most brutal, hit and run hickies I've ever seen in my life. Grant was fucking pizzissed! Look at him being all angry. Hahahah.
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Meredith wrestled Grant down and then proceeded to administer...
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Afterwards, we went to the basement of Lit and had ourselves a front-room dance party.
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Rudy! A message to you, Rudy!
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...Troop 103 had her tounge down my best friend's yob.
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Grant's reaction afterwards.
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Me, Amy and Grant (who's more tan than him?).
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Grant was jumping up and down and I managed to capture this clutch action shot.
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Here's our dancefloor reaction to James dropping Van Halen's Panama.
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Grant and Big Daddy.
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Before heading over to Misshapes on Saturday night for my party, a few people came over to share a delicious wheel from Lombardi's. Here's Charelene and Grant digging in.
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Smells-good Gina (with two of her friends) looked so good she made Grant cry. Hahah.
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Grant and Jen bringing out the bday cake!
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And then goes in for a smooch taboot. (Check out the sneaky nay-sayer slipping in the subtle "fuck you" down at the bottom. Hahah).
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Grant the PantyBandit strikes again.
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And then Grant showing them off for her. Hahaha.
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Grant and Sarah Harrison.
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Grant repaying half of his nipple-licking karmic-debt.
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Meredith and Sarah dishing some double-nipple love.
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....PANTYBANDIT! Awwww yeah, lemme hear ya! Check out Scott laughing because he total caught the PantyBandit in action. (PS - I'd be lying if I didn't mention that this photo kind of gives me a boner.)
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Sarah D, Grant, me and Tiff.
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Ellen Stagg and Grant.
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Say, wha? Hahah.
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Grant pointing out a NY Post press clipping about the party. Hahah.
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And Grant securing some "sweet oral." (PS - How sweet is Lila's undershave in the back? Now that I've posted this, I bet all the kids at Misshapes will be sporting this haircut in two weeks.)
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Grant and Lila.
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After Audrey was done, Grant and Susan were shocked to see...
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After I mastered being a DJ, I headed back over to my apartment to meet up with Grant. And do a little pre-party warm up drinking. Full Story: Remember how we went to Iceland? Well, we ended up buying a bunch of bottles of this stuff called Brennivan - which means "Black Death" in Icelandic. Anyway, only after we'd bought a bunch of bottles of it did we learn that it tastes like it's made out of Band-Aids and pine needles. Not wanting to throw it away, I decided that anytime someone's over my house and we're going on, everyone present has to do a jigger of Brennivan before leaving. So here's Grant and I about to take our obligatory medicine. *sputter*
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Grant and Kim Davis.
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Before I'd even gotten a chance to put my point on the dancefloor and prove it, Leigh hand-delivered a fistfulla scotch.
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The back office "secret room" at Luke and Leroy!
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Grant, Cat and Fatty (looking like a cola ad from the 80s).
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Grant, Fatty and Amanda...this might be the first unofficial photo of FiASCO.
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Grant, Amanda, Fatty (peeking over) and Joanna. (PS - Is it me or are Grant and Joanna making the same exact face in this pic?)
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After they were finished getting ready, Grant and Charlene grabbed the Fatty and came down to my place for a Sparks warm-up.
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Grant and Charlene.
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And three amazing pics of ELEKTROGRANTCLASH 2K! Great.
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Best photo ever. No, that's not a Casio you're hearing. It's the ELEKTROGRANTCLASH Y2K theme music that this photo causes you to hear IN YOUR MIND!
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Even better...
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But before getting on that early morning D train, I met up with Grizza and headed deep into the heart of Chinatown for a daring dim sum breakfast. I mean, if you're going to be spending all day in the heat, you should make sure your first meal has plenty of vitamin C(at).
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On the street outside of Remote we ran into Grant's former interm Noah and her friend who gave Grant the mutual "get a load of this guy" (because they were both wearing Robert Smith clothing items!).
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Grant hit the stage and tried out some new moves. Like pretending that his leg and ass were a guitar so he could play along for the two-guitar solo (holy shit). After warming up the crowd with his new moves...
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Making "Joey from New Kids on the Block" faces, no less.
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And then Grant impressed us with his pole tricks. (Actually ladies, this is only one of his "pole tricks." He'll happily show you his other if you ask next time you see him.)
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...take pictures with himself and girls.
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Charlene (who recently moved from London) made it too!
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Oh, and with Meredith's ass.
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Sorry, Larson. Shortly after Larson's song, I was called up and handed my camera off to Grant so he could take some pics of me. Instead, Grant spent the entire time using my camera to...
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Down in the basement we met up with Josh.
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Around 11ish, we headed over to the Delancey to meet up with Meredith and check out her friend's band...
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The night started off chilling with the Grizza at my (messy-ass) apt.
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Oh, and to put our nuts in Chef's passed out face.
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4am found us back in the East Village at Odessa's for some late night grub.
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Just to be safe, we made sure Grant was suited up. Hahaha.
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We ended up heading out the Runway 69 in Queens which on the sign outside promised some very intriguing 'All "NUDE" Dancing.' Grant was stymied, while Seth seemed to have...
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After our club "experience" (I seem to recall getting treated to visually stunning dispaly of vaginal gymnastics including a woman who smoked a cigarette "down there") we hopped back into the limo and headed back to Manhattan to find something to eat.