a person in 1,142 photos leigh I remember getting really, really drunk there. Oof. Leigh and Ilirjana After the show we hopped into a cab and headed over to... Hahah. Greg, Ilirjana, Leigh and Mer showing off their tickets. A little before 7, Leigh and Gregg came by and picked us up in their cab. Scott and Leigh and over later that night. Hahah. Haha. Shake! Time to go! Mer, Lisa, and Leigh. Orchard benches! Little smuggler strikes again! Leigh had to get all gussied up for some party. Ready? On Thursday night Leigh busted out the documentary I'd gotten for her a few weeks earlier for her birthday... Ooooh, Edie in trouble! Whenever Edie's been REALLY bad, she gets the ultimate punishment: picked up in her skin suit! Somehow, the chair backwards looked like some weird pregnancy trainer. After the movie I met up with Leigh. She was carrying a chair into the living room and totally got stuck in the doorway, Three-Stooges-Style! Haha. Haha. Leigh, Lisa, Pauly and Mer. Meredith and Leigh. A little after 11pm, we all met back up and hopped on the L train out to Williamsburg... A little after 5pm, we decided to pack it in (wanted to make sure I had time for a nap before my birthday party!). ONE FOOT! Haha. Leigh and Geordon came out to meet us. Relaxing. Went down to the dock to watch the sunset. Haha. Time to eat! We'd worked up a big appetite, so around 7:30... Group shot. Geordon & Leigh. Geordon's form was impressive. I brought my underwater casing for my camera Our faces hurt from smiling. Back on land, we went around to the front of the house to check out the TRAMPOLINE! Haha. Captain Geordon's hair is unstoppable. Heading out to sea! Steering a paddle boat is not easy. Backyard. We were all in the car and on the road by 11am! Bros on a balcony. Presents! Pigtail blindfold. After dinner we headed over to Lit. Karen! Me, Sophia and Leigh. Leigh was out of town for her official birthday so when she got back into town we went out for a birthday dinner! Make a wish! Later that night I went to somewhere in the meatpacking district with Leigh and Scott. Leigh's friend Sebastian was in town from Miami DJing some party. Time to go. Haha. Blue velvet and everything. We went upstairs and found a tiny mirrored balcony booth. Leigh ability to dance in those shoes is almost impressive as my Jodeci coldlamp. Kiss the hound gooodbye. Leigh too. Mmmm...pizza. Tiny hat! Leigh making brownies. Kitchen ladies. Maddy was forced against her will to join the PARTY POSSE. Hahah. ...and got sprayed in the hair with silly string Haha. So excited about mini pizza bagels. This makes me laugh so much. Hope it doesn't rain. TP Ladies and the Bride to Be. Faaaancy! ...who could create the best "wedding dress" out of toilet paper! Sarah and Leigh show off their team's design! There were even gift bags with... ...CUSTOM PENCILS! ...fashion show! Homemade snuggie... Not bad! Leigh has a different fancy dress almost every night. Later that night Lisa and Pauly came over for family night. Sunday afternoon errands. Out comes the tongue. Going in for the kiss. TWO bad ones. Leigh showing off the burn she got trying to flip over a huge frittata she was cooking for dinner. When she got burned, she tilted the pan and the whole frittata hit the kitchen floor and exploded. First words after she was finished tending to her burn? "NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR DINNER?" Such a bad one! (Leigh looks like SNL's Stefon in this photo. Haha). Saturday night we stayed in and spend most of the night drying off Maddy's teeth and pulling up her lips so her teeth are bared. Dinner! I love the lights there. They look like something out of BioShock. On our way down to take the dogs for a walk, Leigh fashioned a Minnie Mouse hair-bow out of poop-bags. A-dorable. Not working! WELCOME HOME, ROOMIE! In this picture Leigh is trying to prevent me from taking photos of her... ...trying to use her mouth to suck the air out of one of those special ziplock bags that are designed to be vacuum-sealed by a machine....and you know, not a person's mouth. Bad window smokers! ...and she picked My Girl ! Awwwwwww. Hahaha. Happy May! ...and had a couple of drinks in the back. Later that night, Leigh and I took turns playing DOGGIE DENTIST and wiggling all of Maddy's loose baby teeth! Later that night Leigh got out the medical supplies and did some serious home-surgery on her split big toe nail. While going through a stack of photo books in the living room, we came across a gem called The Big Penis Book .
Bunch of NSFW PHOTOS COMING UP! Consider yourself warned. What are you working on there, Leigh? Great (creepy!) success. We were trying to line it up to that it was Leigh's (pretty green!) eyes and my mouth. Miss. 
