a person in 1,142 photos leigh We walked their wienery legs all the way over to... Later later later that night I went over to Bedlam and saw Leigh, Randy... On Thursday afternoon, I went over to Leigh's and we hung out with... Leigh showing off a an early protoype of a shoe she designed (I think?). Closing time. Neato. ...Bedlam to meet up with Leigh and Ryan. On Tuesday afternoon, Leigh and I met up for lunch at Zen Palette and had ourselves a VEGETARIAN FEAST! ...and we had a hound / Mario Kart party! On Saturday night I brought Maddy over to Ryan and Leigh's... ...cakes from Atlas Cafe. Yes! On Wednesday night we dropped off Maddy with Ryan and Leigh. Costume buddies. ...with EDIE AS A CAN OF DIET COKE! In other homemade costume news, Ryan and Leigh were there... Randy and Leigh! Leigh & Sophia. Swan belly flop! Peekin! Birthday buddies! Soho Grand backyard pool. Laugh and run. ...Leigh showed off her BIRTHDAY CLAW! Treat party. Happy birthday! ...to celebrate Leigh's birthday! ...I told Leigh I'd help her try to recover some files from her old laptop. She neglected to mention... Fantastically, entertaining though. After a well-deserved nap, later on in the evening I hung out with Leigh and Scott. They were in the midst of packing up to move out of their 3rd St apartment! Inverted beak-kiss! Leigh, Randy and Edie! ...filled with boxes and totally devoid of furniture. A housewarming vase... Later that night I met up with this little smuggler. Haha. Zinful zinfindel wine at our corner bodega. Then shit got tele-international. On Thursday night I hung with these two. Me and Leigh. Maddy trying on a pair of the glow-stick sunglasses we had gotten at Katie's Rollerdisco birthday . After the game, we all piled into the office... Things remained mostly anonymous. Haha. NO HANDFACE. In other news, Leigh discovered that Piper doesn't like HANDFACE one bit! Culinary skills: I has them. Kitchen. Haha. Pizza! Hidden Leigh! Post-brunch parting of ways. Why decide between between strawberry and chocolate when you can just take one of each... The Ring and Randy. Birthday-girl abuse! Pre-show warm up. Leigh casually opened Matt's fridge to get something to drink and was totally unprepared for the full-on MUSCLE MILK assault. A whole bunch of us met up at Matt's apartment to sing happy birthday to Ellen and have some cake before heading crosstown to the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater to see a show. Make a wish Ellen! Later that night I met up with these two! On Monday Leigh and Edie came over to pick up the last of Leigh's things to move them back to her apartment. Goodbye, Roomie! Thanks, Leigh! ...ice cream maker! Leigh had just gotten back in town from a trip to Turkey and came over on Wednesday so we could swap gifts before we left for Florida later that evening. It's an... Bearing riches (and cow vertebrae?) from magical lands afar. Hahaha. Crumb teeth is a friend of mine. After, I went over to Leigh's house and she whipped out scissors and turned an old blanket... Cab home with a masked Lezark and a "Who the F**CK is Ultragrrrl.com Swag Bag" Swag Bag. Haha. Leigh, Ryan and Justin. ...and reconvened at Matt's place! And an extra special thanks to Scott & Leigh! In addition to pulling dance moves like this all night, they also shot tons of footage and interviews of the party... Super big thanks to Sarah and Leigh for playing wonderful music all night! It was like getting to hear the Traveling Wilburys of the NYC's downtown DJs! Who, little old me? Around you go! The next thing you know he was out there on the dance floor throwing her around like a human hula hoop! Ta-da! Scott busted out some crazy-ass Footloose moves and started swinging Leigh around! (Steve's expression in the background is great.) Hahaha. These two are pretty okay also. You're the man now, dog! MOAR TIES! Leigh and Scott. BITE YOUR TIE! BITE YOUR TIE! Ellen and Mer! (If you look in the background, you can see Sarah and Leigh busy queuing up a POWER HOUR!) Leigh! ...and a few days after the party, Leigh sent us a link to... YMCA? Yep, they dropped my wife! Action shot of Mer on her way down! (Steve's face is priceless.) (Scott, Mr. Little!) Leigh, Ellen & Mer. Leigh, Joann and some of Joann's friends. ...we ended up with an ALL-STAR party crew! I love this photo. Winky Scott, Leigh and Ellen. Yay! Let's hear it for all the last minute cancellations that led to a this table of awesomeness! ...these bad ones. Hahah. I like how the smoke in the (no smoking!) sign looks like it's coming from Scott's cigarette. Leigh explained this to us and then demonstrated. "See? Stackable hounds!" Hahaha. Leigh's building has a lot of stairs. The dogs can climb UP stairs, but they have trouble descending steep stairs and need to be carried down them (because of their midgety legs and long wienery bodies). Turns out that the easiest way to get both dogs downstairs for a walk is TO STACK THEM! A decorative fruit bowl/fashion helmet. A bottle of pink wine. Mmmmm...mmmm! A foreign, never-seen-before Pringles Flavor. Hahah. The souvenir Leigh was most excited about? We brought back a variety of "thank you" gifts including exotic Balinese incense! Oooooh! All this by 11:30pm.