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Lazy Sunday at Matt's apt the rest of the night.
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Meredith and Mandy stopped by to say hi as we were finishing up.
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Sunday was soooo cold. I remember bundling up and hiding my face all the way to meet up with this guy for a mega-brunch after a LATE night. Pancakes, RESTORE ME.
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...to Pukk and met up with Mark...
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Abby, Matt and Sarah.
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Just a party speed bump.
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We got into an elevator at the Tribeca Grand and the doors closed before we spotted...
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Party people elevator, part one (the good part). 2:45am.
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Matt & Jenny!
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On Sunday evening I went and saw a movie at Union Square with these three!
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On Saturday afternoon, Matt and Biggy came over for a hang.
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Later that night we made friends with friends.
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When Jersey Shore first came out Matt was stoked because he could show off his abs by "making fun of" The Situation. Haha.
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We also ran into Daniella and Brandon!
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Thanks for hosting, Matt!
the wedding party
October 16, 2009
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...and reconvened at Matt's place!
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After party at Matt's!
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Get her up there! (I love how Ellen's part of the hoisting team!)
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Who, little old me?
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Dance floor recovery zone.
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Scott attacked Matt with a vicious shimmy.
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Matt WORMED his way out!
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Me and Matt!
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(Scott, Mr. Little!) Leigh, Ellen & Mer.
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Matt, Mandy, Ellen and Amanda!
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Ellen, Mandy, Matt and Missy.
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Thanks for coming out on such short notice every one!
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Ellen, Matt and Sarah.
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...Ellen and Matt! Full house!
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...because he and Matt were dressed exactly like with matching haircuts and everything. (They're giving Vin & Marco back in their hey-day a run for their money)
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Later that night I went to Cabin to meet with these three all-newly-single gentlemen. They unleashed so much handsomeness upon the bar...
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...shaded sun beds!
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Later that afternoon, we went over to Matt's...
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...now POP UP! I love how in all the photos Lisa can't help empathically participating. That's how immersive it is when you're watching it!
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Matt holding her steady down the ramp...
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Matt posing for one last "HOW AWESOME IS IT THAT I'M HOLDING A PAINTBALL GUN?" photo before we had to hand our guns in.
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4pm. Resting up for the final match!
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The referee gathered us to explain the rules...
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There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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Me and Matt.
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Yes!
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Who cares? PAINTBALL!
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Matt showed off his jock strap (and his pecs). (Psssst, ladies! He's single!)
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A little before 1am, our bellies full of pizza bagels and our hearts filled with free-drink cheer, we bid Matt farewell! (We thought we were going to see him at the after party, but he's ex girlfriend had some drama and he didn't end up coming. Boo!)
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Sharif taking in Matt's post-show man-musk.
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Backstage congratulamagatin.
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Congrats, homey!
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Awww.
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...how much he looked like Prince (in a GOOD way) on stage.
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Happy Birthday, Matt!
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*THIS* is what I was talking about. Awwwww yeah, Birthday Boy, it's yaaaaw birththday. GET SOME!
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Happy birthday, Matt Rubano! WE LOVE YOUR HUGE BALLS.
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Looks like the pins don't care that it's your birthday, bitch.
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SEA FOOD!
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THIS GAME HARD.
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MAKE A WISH, BIRTHDAY BOY!
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Check out the birthday boy's MEDINA SOD shirt! (For any of you that are not huge Big Lebowski fans, this is the shirt that The Dude, the protagonist of the movie, wears throughout the bowling scenes in the movie.)
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Later that night I went out to celebrate the anniversary of the birth of a great man: MATT RUBANO. Where did this celebration commence?
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Mer and Matt.
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Hahaha.
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...everyone knows that Rubano is a sucker for that shit. Matt fell heart over heels before the song was even finished.
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...he moved right on to trying to make a personal connection with the judges. Mr. Rubano in particular.
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Mr. Matt Rubano was also there as a judge! Kevin blew him away - here he is getting ready to hand out a 9!
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Afterwards, we went around the corner to check out Matt's brand new apartment! Look who's a home-owner! All growsed up and all growsed up!
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And then we played some CatchPhrase. And then...
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Great success!
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Puppet Team Rubano / Cubitt had no trouble successfully miming "coy finger-sniffer."
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Fruit teeth! Fruit teeth! Hahah.
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Murdo had to bust out, so we ended up going to Pukk with Matt and Scott. Here's Mer and Matt getting crunked on sangria.
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We finished around 5:30. Here's Scott, Matt, Mer and Murdo celebrating after getting the final item into the apartment. After all the lugging, we decided to all head out for Thai food and feed everyone that helped with the move. Thanks so much for helping everyone! Every day I feel lucky to have the friends that I do. ;)
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On Monday I met up with Matt and we headed over to Arlene's Grocery for...
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Team #1: Karen, The Fatty, Joobz and Meredith.
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And Karen correctly guessed what all the squeezing was about. Victory!
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Then Dave stuffed dollar bills into Matt's jeans.
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Later that night, a buncha people came over to our apartment to play CRANIUM!
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Later that night, Meredith, Matt and I met up with Alex (who was in the same improv class as Matt & I) and we went to see the Sunday night Asscat show at the UCB Theater.
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I like how Amanda and Matt go from "normal faces" to...
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...METAL FACES in like .05 seconds!
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Thanks for dinner, Matt! (Too bad the first time I hung out with your girlfriend was also the LAST TIME! BOOOOO!)
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By the time we got to the LES, whatever party we were supposed to have been attending, had long since ended. So instead we made friends with a bearded, black cowboy...
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Right as we were leaving the restaurant (at 2am!), a white Cadillac strech-limo (that looked like it had just driven to Manhattan FROM THE 80s), pulled up to the curb and asked us if we wanted a ride! Out of habit, I waved him away with my hand, but Matt was intrigued and asked "How much to go to the Lower East Side?"

I missed out on the finer points of the negotiation (me = totally wasted, remember?), but the next thing I know, Matt's grinning from ear to ear and waving us all into the back of the limo.
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We finally got our check around 1:30am! (Thanks for putting up with us, waitstaff at Morimoto!).
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Hahahah.
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Elle, Matt and Paula!
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Yay, shit teeth!
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Which meant that we were free to use the table decorations as props in hand-job jokes without having to worry about offending other patrons! When our waiter came back out after clearing the table, we were certain that he was going to politely usher us out, but instead, he asked us if we were interested in dessert!
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Keep in mind that this is kind of a fancy restaurant! At first we were a little worried that we were going to get "spoken to" by the staff. But I think after having to deal with uppity customers all night, the waitstaff got a genuine kick out of us. Because every time we finished a bottle of sake (in the classiest of ways)...
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...they'd bring us a fresh one! (I love how Matt is proudly displaying our fresh bottle while he not-so-subtly tries to get a peek of Elle's titty).
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Elle and Matt.
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...and then afterwards I went over to Home Sweet Home and hung out with Smellsgood Gina and Matt.
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Elevator photo attempt #2: SUCCESS! I managed to cut Posh Tony mostly out of the photo!
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Around 3am, we decided it was time to venture out into the wild in search of SNACKS! Elevator photo attempt #1: FAIL! (I cut off Matt's head).
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Around 1am, we headed over to Apt 3a. Here's Matt getting fresh with Gurj's knee while Posh pulls out a JC Penny-catalog coldlamp. Fierce!
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Then, there was some fashion modelin' going on! Here's the Jubes with two left feet!
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Before leaving town, we decided to stop off and get ourselves a huge brunch at some chain restaurant (TGIF? Chili's? Ruby Tuesday? Applebee's? Anyone remember?). Here's Eva and Jenny totally excited about brunch while Matt works on waking up / recovering from almost a year on the road.
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...threw all of Matt's tour-luggage in the back, and hit the road!
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Meredith and Matt putting some tunes on the stereo.
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Sean congratulating Matt after the show.
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Rowr, tiger! (PS - is that a mohair jacket you're wearing? WTF?)
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And here's Matt!