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...then we moved on to funny faces...
the may roundup
May, 2018
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...but someone kept trying to slip me the baloney tongue! (Ewwww!)
my 40th birthday
August 08, 2016
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She stuck her tongue out at the perfect time! Haha.
the april roundup
April, 2014
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Haha.
the june roundup
June, 2013
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...with a sweater wiener! (PS - look at Maddy's tongue!)
the january roundup: part two
January, 2011
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...compared to the kids' table!
lindsey and john's wedding
August 27, 2010
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Too much?
the june roundup: part two
June, 2010
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Me! Oh man, these pills are crazy, they are making...
new year's eve 2009
December 31, 2009
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Awww. Look at her little bologna tongue! I was saying goodbye to Maddy because I had to attend an off-site for Yodle up in West Chester super-early the next morning. Ellen invited me to crash at her place because she lives right near there! Yay!
the august roundup: part one
August, 2009
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The ride back down. Hahah.
the november roundup
November, 2008
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Buddies.
the august roundup: part two
August, 2008
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I think it's safe to say we're all getting a little drunk at this point.
the june roundup: part one
June, 2008
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Thatta girl.
john's karaoke birthday
February 08, 2008
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Hahaha.
john's karaoke birthday
February 08, 2008
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Look at me totally off my mark! I was pulling my best tough guy face when everyone else had clearly decided (even Piper!) that it was a cute and cuddly moment. Check out Piper's tongue! As soon as we saw it sticking out in this photo, we decided to play our favorite Piper-game...
the november roundup: part two
November, 2007
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There are very few things we take seriously. Karaoke, however, is one of them.
nerve party and karaoke times two
November 15, 2007
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Yay, hair again!
halloween 2007
October 27, 2007
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Afterwards, Sarah and I went to MisShapes to meet up with this little niblet!
the september roundup
September, 2007
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Then on Saturday night, there was a party for Leigh's birthday at MisShapes. (I heard she knows the people that throw that party so they hooked it up for her).
leigh's 23rd birthday
July 27, 2007
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...means that we were all acting like this by the time our entrees showed up.
the may roundup: part one
May, 2007
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On Tuesday night I went over to the Hotel on Rivington to celebrate the release of one of Em & Lo's new books. And Lo licked my face.
the october roundup
October, 2006
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Hi, can you tell that we're all a teeeeeny bit drunk?
emma and rob's wedding
June 03, 2006
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...I tried to copy her style on an unsuspecting Rina who was walking by...
lvhrd mcfght: karaoke competition!
May 31, 2006
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Even as a puppy, Edie was into the sneak-attack French kiss. Here's me artfully dodging just in time!
leigh's new puppy, edie
May 26, 2006
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Here's Jay proudly helping me show off my new undie-necklace.
the may roundup: part two
May, 2006
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Me and Niki. Hahaha.
the may roundup: part one
May, 2006
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On Thursday night, I went out and met up with Leigh for another really mellow night of making stupid faces. Hahaha.
the april roundup: part two
April, 2006
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Amanda and Fatty. Hahah.
the february roundup: part two
February, 2006
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Me getting my face licked by K-Mar.
the february roundup: part two
February, 2006
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Tastyface and Karen.
the february roundup: part one
February, 2006
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...walked over to Happy Ending to celebrate Ellen Stagg's birthday! Here's me getting a face-licking from the bday girl!
the january roundup: part two
January, 2006
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Just because you don't want to willingly participate in an ugly face contest doesn't necessarily mean that you're off the hook. Hahah.
jack d's party & misshapes
January 21, 2006
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Give me a little DAP of CAULK!
the january roundup: part two
January, 2006
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So I'm sitting home, minding my business (aka - probably dorking out on xBox) and I get a text from Gurj: "Karaoke! Me, Ellen and a buncha girls. 2nd & 2nd! Come now!" I mean, how could I turn that down? I threw on a coat, and in a matter of minutes I was there! Here's me with with Ellen and Gurj who'd had a few drinks and were primed from some 'roke!
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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And here's Andy and I. Hahahahah.
teaching english in korea: part three
August 07, 2005
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Oh my god, I think Karen must be ill! This is the first time I've ever seen her tongue pink instead of orange.
sxsw south by southwest 2005
March 16, 2005
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As much as we love each other, we had to break our embrace before the countdown ended.
new years eve 2004
December 31, 2004
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Hey, if the birthday boy wants to lick your face there's not really much you can do about it other than smile.
back in nyc
October 21, 2004
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....ummmm, yep! Drunk!
emily visits san francisco
October 15, 2004
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Look! I think I can see the Castro from here!
meredith visits san francisco
September 25, 2004
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Here's me picking her up at the airport. See how excited she is? I told you that my Nissan Sentra rental drives the bitches wild! After we'd caught up, I made good on something I'd been promising for weeks...
meredith visits san francisco
September 25, 2004
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Karen tasting my shirt.
doug visits town
August 22, 2004
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I'm not sure I handed my camera over to at this point but as you'll be able to see over the next few pics, they managed to grab some clutch snaps. I didn't even know I was capable of making a face like this. (Check out Leigh in the background losing her shit. Hahaha).
doug visits town
August 22, 2004
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Grant repaying half of his nipple-licking karmic-debt.
leigh's birthday parties
July 24, 2004
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Grant might've gotten the ass-shot but he sure didn't get his nostril licked.
random thursday night of karaoke at the delancey
July 15, 2004
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Bonus points to Beth for managing to lick my neck and not even have me notice when I was taking this picture.
the misshapes prom party
June 13, 2004
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Me and Matt Lesser (the Hairdresser). Aka - Sid from Sid and Buddy's Karaoke Superparty.
another night at misshapes
June 05, 2004
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Me and Tins.
the june roundup
June, 2004
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Me (looking like, ummm, a cobra) and Bonnie.
vin's 28th birthday
April 24, 2004
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In all fairness to Amber, I don't want everyone who sees this to think she was the only one who at the time was drunk enough to think that pretending to rim someone was the best thing ever.
fatty quits and two karaoke nights
March 01, 2004
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You have to be careful getting this close to Lo when she's been drinking - most of the time you'll just get your face licked, but if she's feeling vindictive, she give you a hickey that'll make it look like you survived a hanging (thanks Meredith!) before you even realize what she's up to.
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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Don't get excited. I already told you she didn't end up putting out, remember?
sarah's birthday bash: part two
February 07, 2004
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Here's us with Scott and Eric, two guys that we met that were originally from Boston. Eric, the guy in the JERK shirt, moved to Aruba for good and is a lawyer there.
aruba vacation part 1: leaving nyc and first night in aruba
January 22, 2004
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I lick your face!
a random night at lit
January 21, 2004
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After we finished eating, the plan was for Emma and Lorelei to call and say that we should meet them at the Sunburned Cow, a bar all the way over on Avenue C. We'd try to arrive right at 10pm, and everyone would jump out yell "Surprise!" (hopefully both surprising Grant and scaring the living shit out of him simutaneously).
grant's surprise party
November 07, 2003
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...it was time to seal the deal with some sweet, sweet makeout.
european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!
October 31, 2003
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Chris and me. (Oh yeah, and this is an ACDC concert so prepare yourself to see nothing but tongues and "metal horns" in the rest of these pics. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just follow them).
european vacation part 4: london & ac/dc
October 21, 2003
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Me and Sarah (who would be getting married soon if I was just a little more Jewish).
the october roundup
October, 2003
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Me and Nina.
friday night out
September 05, 2003
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"No, it's this one that's the milkman's son."
karaoke with brett
August 09, 2003
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Check out this cougar that was circling Colin and me; clearly trolling for a lil' spitroast action.
boys weekend in newport part two: friday night and the beach
August 01, 2003
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And I licked her face.
thursday night out (with jesus)
July 18, 2003
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Me and Sarah.
saturday night out
April 04, 2003
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Look! Operation Iraqi Freedom chalks up another big victory by intercepting what was almost a French Kiss. You're next Saddam! *shakes fist*
spun movie premiere party
March 06, 2003
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Okay, this pic is from a few weeks earlier when Laura was in town for "The Rules of Attraction" premeire...but it's the greatest picture ever and I didn't include it earlier so here it is.
laura visits
November 15, 2002
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Oh boy.
grant's 26th birthday
November 04, 2002
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I licked Sarah's cheek and she licked...
scott's 27th birthday
October 26, 2002
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...which led to the licking of co-worker's girlfriends...
geeks gone wild
August 07, 2002
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Here's Liam. (He looks just like Scott, um, except with hair.)
kara saks gets married
June 30, 2002
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This is Frances. She works at Rosemary's. She's 64 years old and still can shake her thang. God bless her little heart.
goodbye, billyburg
April 13, 2002
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Wait, what? Hahaha.
y tu mama tambien movie premiere
March 13, 2002
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Here's me trying to work some of Leather-Jacket's moves on Lorelei.
nerve make-out party
February 21, 2002
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Hey, that's the boss' girlfriend! (Please note: No tongues are actually touching.)
nerve make-out party
February 21, 2002
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Tweedle Jen. Me with my mouth open (again).
nerve celebrates its hbo tv show
January 19, 2002
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Em, Ray, Wes and me rePraZent Pat's in style, yo.
it's christmas with the battjers!
December 25, 2001
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Suh-Sukit!
roxbury high school reunion
December 22, 2001
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Aw, yeah.
roxbury high school reunion
December 22, 2001
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Nina and me.
every party has a pooper
December 15, 2001
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Me and Phoebs.
hibachi with compaq
September, 1998