tongue + me — i keep a diary

...then we moved on to funny faces...

the may roundup

May, 2018

max ↗+

...but someone kept trying to slip me the baloney tongue! (Ewwww!)

my 40th birthday

August 08, 2016

She stuck her tongue out at the perfect time! Haha.

the april roundup

April, 2014

Haha.

the june roundup

June, 2013

...with a sweater wiener! (PS - look at Maddy's tongue!)

the january roundup: part two

January, 2011

...compared to the kids' table!

lindsey and john's wedding

August 27, 2010

Too much?

the june roundup: part two

June, 2010

Me! Oh man, these pills are crazy, they are making...

new year's eve 2009

December 31, 2009

pills ↗+

Awww. Look at her little bologna tongue! I was saying goodbye to Maddy because I had to attend an off-site for Yodle up in West Chester super-early the next morning. Ellen invited me to crash at her place because she lives right near there! Yay!

the august roundup: part one

August, 2009

The ride back down. Hahah.

the november roundup

November, 2008

Buddies.

the august roundup: part two

August, 2008

I think it's safe to say we're all getting a little drunk at this point.

the june roundup: part one

June, 2008

Thatta girl.

john's karaoke birthday

February 08, 2008

lani ↗+
kiss ↗+

Hahaha.

john's karaoke birthday

February 08, 2008

Look at me totally off my mark! I was pulling my best tough guy face when everyone else had clearly decided (even Piper!) that it was a cute and cuddly moment. Check out Piper's tongue! As soon as we saw it sticking out in this photo, we decided to play our favorite Piper-game...

the november roundup: part two

November, 2007

There are very few things we take seriously. Karaoke, however, is one of them.

nerve party and karaoke times two

November 15, 2007

lisa ↗+

Yay, hair again!

halloween 2007

October 27, 2007

Afterwards, Sarah and I went to MisShapes to meet up with this little niblet!

the september roundup

September, 2007

Then on Saturday night, there was a party for Leigh's birthday at MisShapes. (I heard she knows the people that throw that party so they hooked it up for her).

leigh's 23rd birthday

July 27, 2007

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best ↗+

...means that we were all acting like this by the time our entrees showed up.

the may roundup: part one

May, 2007

On Tuesday night I went over to the Hotel on Rivington to celebrate the release of one of Em & Lo's new books. And Lo licked my face.

the october roundup

October, 2006

Hi, can you tell that we're all a teeeeeny bit drunk?

emma and rob's wedding

June 03, 2006

...I tried to copy her style on an unsuspecting Rina who was walking by...

lvhrd mcfght: karaoke competition!

May 31, 2006

rina ↗+
drunk ↗+

Even as a puppy, Edie was into the sneak-attack French kiss. Here's me artfully dodging just in time!

leigh's new puppy, edie

May 26, 2006

Here's Jay proudly helping me show off my new undie-necklace.

the may roundup: part two

May, 2006

Me and Niki. Hahaha.

the may roundup: part one

May, 2006

niki ↗+

On Thursday night, I went out and met up with Leigh for another really mellow night of making stupid faces. Hahaha.

the april roundup: part two

April, 2006

Amanda and Fatty. Hahah.

the february roundup: part two

February, 2006

Me getting my face licked by K-Mar.

the february roundup: part two

February, 2006

karen marsala ↗+

Tastyface and Karen.

the february roundup: part one

February, 2006

karen ↗+

...walked over to Happy Ending to celebrate Ellen Stagg's birthday! Here's me getting a face-licking from the bday girl!

the january roundup: part two

January, 2006

ellen s ↗+

Just because you don't want to willingly participate in an ugly face contest doesn't necessarily mean that you're off the hook. Hahah.

jack d's party & misshapes

January 21, 2006

Give me a little DAP of CAULK!

the january roundup: part two

January, 2006

caulk ↗+

So I'm sitting home, minding my business (aka - probably dorking out on xBox) and I get a text from Gurj: "Karaoke! Me, Ellen and a buncha girls. 2nd & 2nd! Come now!" I mean, how could I turn that down? I threw on a coat, and in a matter of minutes I was there! Here's me with with Ellen and Gurj who'd had a few drinks and were primed from some 'roke!

ugly face karaoke

December 01, 2005

ellen ↗+
jeet ↗+

And here's Andy and I. Hahahahah.

teaching english in korea: part three

August 07, 2005

best ↗+

Oh my god, I think Karen must be ill! This is the first time I've ever seen her tongue pink instead of orange.

sxsw south by southwest 2005

March 16, 2005

karen ↗+

As much as we love each other, we had to break our embrace before the countdown ended.

new years eve 2004

December 31, 2004

Hey, if the birthday boy wants to lick your face there's not really much you can do about it other than smile.

back in nyc

October 21, 2004

....ummmm, yep! Drunk!

emily visits san francisco

October 15, 2004

emily ↗+

Look! I think I can see the Castro from here!

meredith visits san francisco

September 25, 2004

Here's me picking her up at the airport. See how excited she is? I told you that my Nissan Sentra rental drives the bitches wild! After we'd caught up, I made good on something I'd been promising for weeks...

meredith visits san francisco

September 25, 2004

Karen tasting my shirt.

doug visits town

August 22, 2004

lick ↗+

I'm not sure I handed my camera over to at this point but as you'll be able to see over the next few pics, they managed to grab some clutch snaps. I didn't even know I was capable of making a face like this. (Check out Leigh in the background losing her shit. Hahaha).

doug visits town

August 22, 2004

Grant repaying half of his nipple-licking karmic-debt.

leigh's birthday parties

July 24, 2004

grant ↗+

Grant might've gotten the ass-shot but he sure didn't get his nostril licked.

random thursday night of karaoke at the delancey

July 15, 2004

Bonus points to Beth for managing to lick my neck and not even have me notice when I was taking this picture.

the misshapes prom party

June 13, 2004

Me and Matt Lesser (the Hairdresser). Aka - Sid from Sid and Buddy's Karaoke Superparty.

another night at misshapes

June 05, 2004

matt lesser ↗+

Me and Tins.

the june roundup

June, 2004

leigh ↗+

Me (looking like, ummm, a cobra) and Bonnie.

vin's 28th birthday

April 24, 2004

In all fairness to Amber, I don't want everyone who sees this to think she was the only one who at the time was drunk enough to think that pretending to rim someone was the best thing ever.

fatty quits and two karaoke nights

March 01, 2004

butt ↗+

You have to be careful getting this close to Lo when she's been drinking - most of the time you'll just get your face licked, but if she's feeling vindictive, she give you a hickey that'll make it look like you survived a hanging (thanks Meredith!) before you even realize what she's up to.

em and lo's book release party

February 16, 2004

lorelei ↗+

Don't get excited. I already told you she didn't end up putting out, remember?

sarah's birthday bash: part two

February 07, 2004

rachael ↗+

Here's us with Scott and Eric, two guys that we met that were originally from Boston. Eric, the guy in the JERK shirt, moved to Aruba for good and is a lawyer there.

aruba vacation part 1: leaving nyc and first night in aruba

January 22, 2004

I lick your face!

a random night at lit

January 21, 2004

amber ↗+
kiss ↗+

After we finished eating, the plan was for Emma and Lorelei to call and say that we should meet them at the Sunburned Cow, a bar all the way over on Avenue C. We'd try to arrive right at 10pm, and everyone would jump out yell "Surprise!" (hopefully both surprising Grant and scaring the living shit out of him simutaneously).

grant's surprise party

November 07, 2003

...it was time to seal the deal with some sweet, sweet makeout.

european vacation part 20: halloween in bas vegas, baby!

October 31, 2003

danni ↗+
kiss ↗+

Chris and me. (Oh yeah, and this is an ACDC concert so prepare yourself to see nothing but tongues and "metal horns" in the rest of these pics. Sorry, I don't make the rules, I just follow them).

european vacation part 4: london & ac/dc

October 21, 2003

Me and Sarah (who would be getting married soon if I was just a little more Jewish).

the october roundup

October, 2003

sarah ↗+

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Me and Nina.

friday night out

September 05, 2003

nina ↗+

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"No, it's this one that's the milkman's son."

karaoke with brett

August 09, 2003

Check out this cougar that was circling Colin and me; clearly trolling for a lil' spitroast action.

boys weekend in newport part two: friday night and the beach

August 01, 2003

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And I licked her face.

thursday night out (with jesus)

July 18, 2003

sarah ↗+
lick ↗+

Me and Sarah.

saturday night out

April 04, 2003

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Look! Operation Iraqi Freedom chalks up another big victory by intercepting what was almost a French Kiss. You're next Saddam! *shakes fist*

spun movie premiere party

March 06, 2003

lorelei ↗+

Okay, this pic is from a few weeks earlier when Laura was in town for "The Rules of Attraction" premeire...but it's the greatest picture ever and I didn't include it earlier so here it is.

laura visits

November 15, 2002