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We finished that bad boy in ten minutes and then made the drunk decision...
the november roundup
November, 2017
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Oh you know, buying hats...making friends!
the september roundup
September, 2017
me + drunk
I'll post this version instead of the one where I'm "keeping my balance" by holding onto Kim's dreamy leg.
gurjeet & jared's wedding
September 08, 2013
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2am tipsy self-portrait: holding myself up against a wall. Haha.
the june roundup
June, 2013
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Ellen, Josh, pale-faced post-puke me and Matt on our way out of the party. Congrants on LA, Gideon! Sorry I barfed on your roof! Happy April 2010!
the april roundup
April, 2010
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Hahaha. Yep, on our way.
the wedding party
October 16, 2009
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Someone tried to take a sneaky picture of my wiener while I was peeing, but I was prepared with a swift hand-block. Hahah.
brett and amy's wedding
January 22, 2009
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I bet Zoe really regrets that she didn't abide by our spur of the moment "NO SHIRTS IN THE BAR AFTER 3:55am" party-policy.
the june roundup: part two
June, 2008
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What time is? Oh, TIME FOR A GUNSHOW?
the june roundup: part two
June, 2008
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I think it's safe to say we're all getting a little drunk at this point.
the june roundup: part one
June, 2008
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We made friends.
the january roundup: part one
January, 2008
me + drunk
Farewell, sweet princess! Happy Holidays to all!
the december roundup: part two
December, 2007
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...but the flash woke him up and the picture of "just-waking-up" Tim proved to be much funnier than "taking-a-lil-nap" Tim.
scott's bachelor party
June 16, 2007
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We finally got our check around 1:30am! (Thanks for putting up with us, waitstaff at Morimoto!).
the may roundup: part one
May, 2007
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..and I ended up with chocolate mousse on (and in) my nose.
the may roundup: part one
May, 2007
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...leads to faces like this! Hahaha! I love you, you little klepto elf!
the april roundup: part one
April, 2007
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There's not much of a story to tell with rest of the photos. It's pretty much just me getting drunk with my friends. And I ended up getting pretty, pretty drunk - as evidenced by this photo I stole from Dens' Flickr that shows me triple-fisting three different types of drinks, each in a different type of container! (A cup of Scotch, a can of PBR and a bottle of Heineken. Oooof!)
my 30th birthday
August 08, 2006
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Hahahaha. Yes!
far rockaway beach and lifetime
July 08, 2006
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...until I fell and almost dropped her on her head five seconds later. Hahah.
lvhrd mcfght: karaoke competition!
May 31, 2006
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...I did pretty good...
lvhrd mcfght: karaoke competition!
May 31, 2006
me + drunk
...I tried to copy her style on an unsuspecting Rina who was walking by...
lvhrd mcfght: karaoke competition!
May 31, 2006
me + drunk
Hi, think we've all had a few drinks? Nice to see you everybody!
the may roundup: part one
May, 2006
me + drunk
John, me, Lillian, and Newman (looking like he's REALLY drunk but I think he was just caught mid-blink).
the february roundup: part one
February, 2006
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...how we do in the good ol' U S of A. Hahahahah. (Sorry, Mr. Roh!)
teaching english in korea: part five
August 20, 2005
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The guy in the black leather jacket was pretty much the drunkest ambulatory person I've ever seen in my life. All throughout the show he wove his way in and out of the audience, jumping around, spilling drinks and either routing for or heckling the band. (He was so drunk it wasn't clear what he was yelling. Just that he was very enthusiastic about whatever it was he was yelling.)
the 2nd fiasco show and matt lesser's birthday
January 21, 2005
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Sleeping late means that I'd still be wide awake at like 6am in the morning. Rather than bother Meredith, usually I'd sit on her stoop for awhile chain smoking and listening to "trying to calm the fuck down" records and chain-smoking. And occasionally taking, "Whoa, I'm drunk," self-portraits like this one.
the january roundup: part one
January, 2005
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All of the kids usually end up hiding in the corner by the food and get krunked on free Scotch! Check out my huge, mooney I'm drunk at 2pm face. Hahah.
christmas with the battjers
December 23, 2004
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After Mike was finished up at Casanova (PS - Mike, I have no recollection of where that box of Rice-a-Roni came from. Do you remember?), we piled into Michael's car and headed to a secret destination known only as "The Slides."
the october roundup
October, 2004
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We waited through another few minutes of gagging and gurgling, but there was still no "big payoff" like before.
trash at don hill's
May 30, 2004
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But that's ok, I think this photo pretty much says the same thing anyway..
em and lo's book release party
February 16, 2004
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Throwing down for the cam.
european vacation part 14: the buddha cafe.
October 27, 2003
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And concentrated on not puking all over the platform while I waited for the train. Oooof.
visiting sammy out in hoboken
September 27, 2003
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Me eating the ice cream I got at 7 Eleven. Look at my fucking wonky eyes! This was the drunkest I'd been in years. Oooof.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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But we weren't ready to go home just yet...we stopped at 7Eleven to stock up on treats. Aw yeah, Bert.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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So somewhere around this time, I started spitting on my friends. Well, more like spitting on my hand and throwing it at them. I don't know, it seemed funny at the time. Needless to say, people weren't happy with me. After realizing that I'd been an asshole, I apologized and Seth opened his arms for a hug. Little did I know, it was a set up: while I was hugging Seth, Grant snuck up behind me and poured his beer down my shirt (while Fatty, privy to the plan, waited in the wings with the camera. Bastards).
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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Seth was kind enough to offer me a sip of his water as a chaser. Only after a I swallowed did I realize his "water" was actually a glass of vodka with just a little bit of ice. A real prince among men, I tell ya.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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...put them down. Hoo-ah. *Blech* *Gurgle* *Sputter* Check out Jagermeister suddenly transforming me into Dobby from Harry Potter. Jesus.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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Ummm....yeah.
emily visits nyc
May 29, 2003
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Making new friends through the universal language of music.
lorelei's 31st birthday
April 08, 2003
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Check out Josh pulling the best "drunk grumpy face" since he passed out standing up against a wall while waiting in line for the bathroom this past Halloween.
sweet ups karaoke
March 04, 2003
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No stranger to whipping out my own bag, I handed over the camera and teamed up with Grant for this amazing photo. (Look at our faces!!! nd bonus points to me for actually resting my nuts on the guys chair.)
new jersey weekend
August 16, 2002
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Farewell, sweet, sweet LBI.
new jersey weekend
August 16, 2002
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Yep, here's me still standing on the seats - this time doing a DLR-style kick over the head of a passed out Brian Chambers.
geeks gone wild
August 07, 2002
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I wish I could tell what was going on here. Are we spanking him? Did he fall down? I don't even know.
geeks gone wild
August 07, 2002
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Meanwhile, the rest of the gang continues our descent into behavior that will likely result in us never being able to look each other in the eyes again. Check me out full-on cupping J.Lasher's titty while simultaneously bringing Bibbins downtown on a Star Trek Voyage (bravely going where no man has gone before).
geeks gone wild
August 07, 2002
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Turns out that there wasn't anything going on - but that doesn't mean I don't want to take pictures!
the mermaid parade 2002
June 22, 2002
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Wah-wiggity wasted.
farewell kate hill
May 24, 2002
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What's up it's only 4:30pm? Haha!
farewell kate hill
May 24, 2002
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...but it turned out the girl (albeit cute) was butt-ass wasted and was talking to everyone! Doh!
one messy weekend
January 11, 2002
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I ran over to them and kept trying to flatter one of the drunk ladies into letting me take her picture. I kept telling her "C'mon, it'll be so pretty." This photo is the result of me chasing her around and trying to get her in the frame. (Note my eye on the left). She was dying to dig into her freshly bought 16oz Bud Pounder (with a straw, no less. ROCK!)
ross martin moves
October 28, 2001
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...and then here we are, sloppy drunk, six hours later after we had just left the party.
nerve magazine hbo party
June 07, 2001
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Okay. Actually we were really drunk.
vacation in st thomas: part three
October 10, 2000
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Yeah, I think we're a little drunk here.
strangers in the night
July, 1998
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Jess and Me. I love Jess. Happy One Year, baby.
fun fun fun at 111
February 27, 1998
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Here we are drinking up for free at the bar Scott used to bartend at...
visiting boston with cousin katie
August, 1997
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Yup, we're retarded.
valentine's day
February 14, 1997