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...and ugly faces.
the may roundup
May, 2018
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Ugly faces!
the may roundup
May, 2018
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the may roundup
May, 2018
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the may roundup
May, 2018
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the may roundup
May, 2018
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It was time to teach Juni and Juliette about ugly face pics!
the may roundup
May, 2018
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the december roundup
December, 2017
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I'm pretty much phoning it in here, but the fact that my eyes are facing in directions almost ninety degrees apart has got to count for something.
the december roundup: part one
December, 2008
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Faces like this.
amy and matt's wedding
October 19, 2008
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Ugly face! They trick is to get your two eyes to go in slightly different directions. Wonky eye!
the may roundup: part one
May, 2008
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Yahtzee! Third time's clearly the charm.
the january roundup: part one
January, 2008
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Take two. Getting better.
the january roundup: part one
January, 2008
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The first two pics we took were entirely too normal looking so we decided to go the ugly face route. Here's our first team effort.
the january roundup: part one
January, 2008
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Yep, I went there.
the november roundup: part two
November, 2007
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Teamwork, man. Teamwork.
no pressure saturday
November 03, 2007
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...was in the process of smiling when I went to make my ugly face! We promised that we'd rehearse over the next couple of days.
doug and inka visit
September 05, 2007
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Later that night, we made ugly faces in the mirror together...
thailand: part seven - phi phi to phuket to samui
August 17, 2007
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I stepped in with my triple threat masterpiece! The Wonky Eye / Slit Mouth / Neck-Wrinkle Combo! POW!
leigh's 23rd birthday
July 27, 2007
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...means that we were all acting like this by the time our entrees showed up.
the may roundup: part one
May, 2007
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Then we made ugly faces!
the april roundup: part one
April, 2007
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Certainly not this guy.
the april roundup: part one
April, 2007
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Hahaha.
the december roundup: part two
December, 2006
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Fried macaroni makes my stomach feel like this.
the december roundup: part two
December, 2006
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Add a little Jenny Penny and you've got an ugly face trio!
the december roundup: part one
December, 2006
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Brian and Sarah ugly-face duet!
the december roundup: part one
December, 2006
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Hehehe.
halloween 2006
October 27, 2006
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Then we made stupid faces!
the october roundup
October, 2006
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Ugly face time!
the october roundup
October, 2006
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Take two!
the october roundup
October, 2006
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Hahahaha.
the october roundup
October, 2006
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Hahaha.
the september roundup
September, 2006
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...and managed to upstage MY ugly face!
the august roundup
August, 2006
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Happy June! Meeeeeeh!
the june roundup
June, 2006
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And now we'll briefly interrupt all the puppy-pics for a picture of me trying my best to make my eyes go in different directions! I've sort of got it down...I can make one eye go crossed and the other go pretty straight. But I've got nothing...
leigh's new puppy, edie
May 26, 2006
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Oh, look! A new ugly face! I call this one "Retarded Mantis!"
the may roundup: part two
May, 2006
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On Thursday night, I went out and met up with Leigh for another really mellow night of making stupid faces. Hahaha.
the april roundup: part two
April, 2006
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...promptly made more appropriate faces. Hahahaha.
tara and greg's wedding in houston
March 11, 2006
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...I think it's safe to say that Meredith and my TEAM UGLY FACE prevailed. The best thing about "UGLY FACE" is that it usually always leads to you making friends with people who overhear you laughing and are like "Yo, what the FUCK are you guys doing?" And then after you explain their like "Oh..."
the march roundup
March, 2006
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My ugly face! (Hahahah. Jesus. I know I've done this face like a million times and I should be used to it...but even I've got to say that this particular instance is shockingly ugly!
the march roundup
March, 2006
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Jack came into the back room where we were all holed up and was like "Uh, there's a party going on, dudes. Why are you all hiding out in my bedroom by yourselves?" So I explained that we were busy taking dumb pics of ourselves making ugly faces and didn't want to impose our lameness on the rest of the party. Then I showed him this face.
jack d's party & misshapes
January 21, 2006
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I made my trademark "disappearing chin" face and Missy was awestruck by the wrinkles of skin that were bunching up around my (missing!) jawline.
jack d's party & misshapes
January 21, 2006
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Just because you don't want to willingly participate in an ugly face contest doesn't necessarily mean that you're off the hook. Hahah.
jack d's party & misshapes
January 21, 2006
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...another stupid face contest broke out. If I remember correctly, this one was about making your best "vampire face." Here's mine.
the january roundup: part two
January, 2006
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And here's one I call "Dr. Shit-Teeth."
the picarazzi holiday party and misshapes
December 10, 2005
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Then I showed off one of my old favorites. This is the stretch-face with a floater-eye thrown in for good measure. Ok ladies, your turn!
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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Here's me showing the girls one of newer, experimental faces. I call this one Dr. Dry Lip.
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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Here's me trying to show Ellen my secret weapon: The Disappearing Chin.
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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I busted out my best "float-eye"...
ugly face karaoke
December 01, 2005
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No, more like THIS! Hahaha.
the december roundup
December, 2005
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Yours truly!
the december roundup
December, 2005
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After everyone had given it their best, I busted out my showstopper. Just when I thought I was the undisputed champ...
the december roundup
December, 2005
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Then I started showing off some of the advanced techniques I used to subtely sabotage "glamour shots" (because you can't always make a totally ridiculous, over-the-top face). Here's me demonstrating how, with a little practice, you can learn to cross just one eye a tiny bit and make it look like you have a floater-eye!
the december roundup
December, 2005
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Then we made our sexy faces.
the november roundup
November, 2005
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David and I retired Blue Steel and decided to spend the night taking pictures pretending that we'd both just caught a whiff of fresh dogshit.
the september roundup: part two
September, 2005
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I guess that's it for February 2005. Woot woot!
the february roundup
February, 2005
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Eureka! This one's perfect. Holy shit we're fucking ugly. No wonder neither of us can ever get laid!
the 2nd fiasco show and matt lesser's birthday
January 21, 2005
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Mine's even better in this pic but Siege is looking downright cute. That won't do at all!
the 2nd fiasco show and matt lesser's birthday
January 21, 2005
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Outside Siege and I tried to make the ugliest faces that we could. Pretty good.
the 2nd fiasco show and matt lesser's birthday
January 21, 2005
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First ugly-face of the year!
new years eve 2004
December 31, 2004
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Then kicked it into high gear and made some really stupid faces.
kelly gets married
July 09, 2004
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Hahahahah. Holy fuck. Who knew Justin Timberlake had a brother with Down's Syndrome?
the may roundup: part one
May, 2004
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That evening we all put on our most festivest Christmas sweaters (check out the bright green v-neck I dug up in my dad's closet)...
christmas with the fam
December 23, 2003
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Me, resurrecting my impression of Ricky Schroeder with Down's Syndrome, and Jen.
trip to cali part 5: back to la
December 19, 2003
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Me. ("Smoosh it good!")
the october roundup
October, 2003
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I love stupid photo projects. This one's called "Smoosh Your Face."
the october roundup
October, 2003
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...sculpting our sweaty hair into comical 'do's. Keep in mind, the power's been only around seven hours and we're already reduced to stuff like this. Ashamed and discouraged, we all realized that the sooner we just went to bed, the sooner we might wake up to discover that the power would be back on.
the nyc power blackout of 2003
August 14, 2003
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...put them down. Hoo-ah. *Blech* *Gurgle* *Sputter* Check out Jagermeister suddenly transforming me into Dobby from Harry Potter. Jesus.
boys weekend in newport part three: saturday night
August 01, 2003
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....could make a stupider face with it on.
emily visits nyc
May 29, 2003
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Hey lover of "Pietro,"
emily visits nyc
May 29, 2003
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I put the hat on, the shades on and then I did the robot. Top that! Top that! Top that-th-th-that, th-that, that!
emily visits nyc
May 29, 2003
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Tara and I.
random february pics
February, 2003
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Hahahaha.
the jentzen kids
November 29, 2002
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Also on hand was Matt Weiner; an RHS alumnus, a Syracuse alumnus and he lives right down the goddamned street from me in NYC. For those of you new to my site, Matt is so revered for making faces that there have been contests held to pay homage.
thanksgiving
November 27, 2002
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Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, Ami busted out an Orgasmo Head Massager and went to work on my scalp. Look at my face...I'll tell you what, bliss sure ain't purty.
cake party: part three
August 27, 2002
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Touch it! Touch it!
the mermaid parade 2002
June 22, 2002
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Yo, not to toot my own horn or anything, but you gotsta to admit: that's one ugly motherfucking face. Not only have I managed to make my chin completely disappear, I get style points for the gross way my neck has like eight rows of skin bunching up (Ew!).
Score: 8 out of 10
the matt weiner face contest
March 26, 2002
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You like-a the schmooshed face?
a very merry drunk's xmas
December 12, 2001
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left to right: Doug, Me and Mike making stupid faces. Taken in my car heading down to the bars on M-Street on homecoming day.
halloween and homecoming
October 31, 1997