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tongue

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appears with…

me79
leigh42
!lick42
!best36
meredith35
!dogs27
piper24
maddy20
!kiss19
grant18
sarah18
!misshapes17
!strangers15
!ugly face12
fatty11
karen11
!drunk9
ellen9
!boobs8
amanda7

tongue — Kissing girls is THE WORST!

tongue — Then on Saturday night, there was a party for Leigh's birthday at MisShapes. (I heard she knows the people that throw that party so they hooked it up for her).

tongue — I don't remember if there was a reason behind all the tongue sticking out or if we just thought it was funny at the time. (And just for the record, I still think it's funny).

tongue — Then it was present time! I gave Leigh her birthday present from Meredith and me (picked out by Meredith cus' she's the best at getting people good gifts) and it was...

tongue — I left work a little early on Tuesday to head to Penn Station. I met up with Fatty and Kip and we hopped on a LIRR train...

tongue — ...they'll try their best to un-gay you!

tongue — I have no idea why Shandi was squeezing her tit at me, but ok!

tongue — Monday was Memorial Day and a bunch of us went to brunch at La Palapa. Meredith showed off her tongue tricks. Here's her world-famous "I can make my tongue into a bowl." Which was followed by...

tongue — Meredith stuck her tongue out to do an impression of Piper and right when I snapped the picture, Piper (who is a notorious face-licker) saw Meredith's tongue sticking out and WENT FOR IT! Hahaha. I love this photo soooo much.

tongue — Here's Meredith enjoying Piper's cornchip-scented ears. Mmmmmmm! Piper has the longest tongue in the world. When she closes her mouth, the tip of her tongue is always peeking out because it's too big to fit in her mouth!

tongue — There were more drinks and more photos - but I think we've embarrassed ourselves enough already. So I just leave you with this one for good measure. Haha.

tongue — ...means that we were all acting like this by the time our entrees showed up.

tongue — On Wednesday night I went to some party on 1st Ave (and saw this Sarah Lewitinn doppleganger)...

tongue — Jenny licks the left buttock while Gurj outs herself as a foot-licker!

tongue — On Friday night I went to karaoke to celebrate Matt Lesser's birthday! Matt was the "Sid" half of Sid & Buddy karaoke and is one of the two people pretty much responsible for getting me hooked on karaoke.

tongue — $3 drinks + Full Flavored Cigarettes = Pictures like this.

tongue — It's like giving a present and getting a present at the same time!

tongue — Mmmmmmm...mission accomplished!

tongue — And a molester.

tongue — ...an afterhours party at 205. Jamie and Nina, crunked.

tongue — On Tuesday night I went over to the Hotel on Rivington to celebrate the release of one of Em & Lo's new books. And Lo licked my face.

tongue — Piper's tongue is too big for her mouth and so it's always peeking out. Heartbreaking.

tongue — Jack and Amanda.

tongue — Meredith and Nina getting their tongue on.

tongue — Nina (getting bunny-eared).

tongue — ...then distributed some kisses!

tongue — Hahahaha.

tongue — Hahahah. Happy 4th of July!

tongue — Shandi and her tongue were there!

tongue — Hi, can you tell that we're all a teeeeeny bit drunk?

tongue — ...I tried to copy her style on an unsuspecting Rina who was walking by...

tongue — On Friday night, I stopped by Meredith's apartment on my way to the Annex and found her and her friend comparing tongue lengths...

tongue — Even as a puppy, Edie was into the sneak-attack French kiss. Here's me artfully dodging just in time!

tongue — Here's Jay proudly helping me show off my new undie-necklace.

tongue — With Vibeke now undie-less, somehow it made sense to dare her to hover over a stool, PEE on the stool a little bit, and then stand next to the pissed-on stool at the bar and see if she could get some guy to roll up, try to flirt with her and sit down on the stool (and on her piss). Hahahaha.

tongue — ...a fistfulla dollars to the hostess can't smooth over. Hahah.

tongue — Me and Niki. Hahaha.

tongue — Yay, wonky eye! (Leigh's really good at making her eyes go in different directions and it never fails to crack me up!).

tongue — On Thursday night, I went out and met up with Leigh for another really mellow night of making stupid faces. Hahaha.

tongue — 3:50am and Kusum's at the ATM taking out money for the "last call" round. Girl's a champ.

tongue — Wow. Just wow.

tongue — I got there a little after 3am and immediately located this little elf.

tongue — Karen getting ready to lick Grant's face.

tongue — ...but then will quickly change gears to show her true colors. Hahah. How funny would it be to have wedding photos where all the guests where ONLY making faces like these?

tongue — Hahaha.

tongue — While I was at the bar getting us one more round of drinks before heading out, I started chatting with the really cute girl on the left (yep, the one making the awesomely stupid face). While were chatting, Miye and Miriam came over and introduced themselves and we learned that the girl had just moved into town from somewhere in the Midwest and didn't know many people in town yet. We invited her to come out with us and she agreed but then the people that she was there with came over and they were these horrible, JAPpy modeling agency casting director type harpies that you'd see on one of those VH1 shows about New Yorkers that try to act like their life is JUST LIKE Sex and the City and they whisked her away from us...never to be heard from again. Until...I awkwardly ran into her on the street the very afternoon!

tongue — Amanda and Fatty. Hahah.

tongue — ...and demonstrates what they're doing.

tongue — Me getting my face licked by K-Mar.

tongue — ...Dodgeball.com t-shirt! Dennis to Josh: "Happy Birthday...now help promote my company!" (Actually, I'm only teasing Dennis! The dodgeball shirt was relevant because after we graduated college and we all got booted off Syracuse University's web servers, Dennis bought the dodgeball.com domain as a place for the three of us to move our personal sites to! They were hosted there for a year or two until Dennis wanted to use to domain for a "city guide" project he was working on in 2000. So that's when Dennis moved his personal site to TeenDrama.com and I bought the I Keep a Diary domain!)

tongue — Lizzy Goodman was there in all her red-lipped glory.

tongue — Ellen (licking the part in Meredith's hair..."Mmmmm, scalpy!"), Josh and Meredith.

tongue — Tastyface and Karen.

tongue — Hahah. Bag-dog peek-a-boo!

tongue — Sarah was dog-sitting for Piper (who has an ever-present tongue poking out of her mouth).

tongue — ...here's Ellen again!

tongue — ...walked over to Happy Ending to celebrate Ellen Stagg's birthday! Here's me getting a face-licking from the bday girl!

tongue — I tried to get her to make a really ugly face for me, but we were in a tiny, crowded restaurant and she was too shy to really give me something ugly.

tongue — Waaaaay later that night (after I'd gotten a chance to go home, change out of my suit and tie and sleep off my open-bar wastedness) I headed over to MisShapes. I only took two photos. This one.

tongue — Don't worry (Lawrence), their tongues aren't actually touching...because that would be gay.

tongue — We had a few more drinks and then the next thing you know...

tongue — All together now!

tongue — Chubb-neck!

tongue — Hahaha.

tongue — Missy got really close, but couldn't manage the last eighth of an inch! (I didn't even bother trying because my tongue is so short I can barely get my top lip wet).

tongue — Ellen didn't come close.

tongue — Neither did Grant.

tongue — Just because you don't want to willingly participate in an ugly face contest doesn't necessarily mean that you're off the hook. Hahah.

tongue — Give me a little DAP of CAULK!

tongue — Afterwards, Amanda and I met up with Meredith and we all headed over to MisShapes. Here's the two ladies with Ben Cho.

tongue — Liz's ugly-face.

tongue — Amanda's ugly-face.

tongue — So I'm sitting home, minding my business (aka - probably dorking out on xBox) and I get a text from Gurj: "Karaoke! Me, Ellen and a buncha girls. 2nd & 2nd! Come now!" I mean, how could I turn that down? I threw on a coat, and in a matter of minutes I was there! Here's me with with Ellen and Gurj who'd had a few drinks and were primed from some 'roke!

tongue — We also got our seven-layer on.

tongue — Leigh doing her best impression of Mr. Winkle!

tongue — On Thursday night, Niki the Roomie and I went to Matsuri to get our free dinner on - courtesy of Miye and Banao.

tongue — Niki gone wild!

tongue — Satine and Frita.

tongue — Oh, wait. Yes, I can.

tongue — ...started gettin' fresh with us.

tongue — Here's the photo that the drawing is based on! Piper the puppy bounding across the carpet at Leigh's house and licking her chops with her huge tongue! (How fucking cute is this photo?)

tongue — Piper has expressive eyebrows and a tongue that's too long for her mouth so the tip is always peeking out.

tongue — Afterwards, I met up with Grant and he...

tongue — Meredith cut right to the chase: she popped his lil' Greek Warrior head off so she could drink his delicious licorice-flavored blood.

tongue — And here's Andy and I. Hahahahah.

tongue — Happy Birthday, Heidi! Great show! Now go on and reward yourself by frenching Lionmane. You've earned it!

tongue — Junior and Sarah.

tongue — Oh my god, I think Karen must be ill! This is the first time I've ever seen her tongue pink instead of orange.

tongue — Karen shows off the mark of the Spark.

tongue — Hahah. That a girl! Get in there and make 'em shine!

tongue — On the way home, I stopped at Bar Eleven (which is what the Annex used to be called!) so that Alysha who was still in town from SF could admire my sexy, sexy moustache.

tongue — The fruit of Ellen's labor! It's Birthday Titty cake!

tongue — Karen and her perpetually orange SparksTongue.

tongue — And rather than make faces at me, this time Meredith decided to impersonate me.

tongue — Hahahah.

tongue — Anthony, Mer and Karen "Oh, for shame. You girls will be the death of me."

tongue — As much as we love each other, we had to break our embrace before the countdown ended.

tongue — ...but we were still drinking Sparks.

tongue — Meredith plays the game where you see how close you can get your tongue to a bowling ball without it touching. If you lose, you really lose.

tongue — Next up was Grant and his bowling ball titties. (Bonus points for Fatty's "smells like shit" face in the background).

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