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Nice to see these two laughing despite going through a tough time.
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Lol. This bastard.
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My dad making Max laugh. ;) (I'm writing this in January 2019, four months after my father's passing and it's nice to see all these photos of him). Miss you, dad!
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Hahaha. I love this picture soooo much. <3 <3 <3
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Brett and Amy's apartment was full with all sorts of new baby gear, so they'd asked for no presents, but my mom still insisted on getting Brett "a little something"...
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Matt is laughing so hard in this photos he's having to bend his knees! Sooooo funny.
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Five-and-a-half hours later, I arrived in Vancouver to find Grant awaiting me with an unfurled Canadian flag and a box of TimBits, Tim Horton's answer to the Munchkin.
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LET THERE BE LIGHT (other than the giant paper globe that Matt was walking around with). I like this photo very much.
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The show-stealer of the evening was most definitely Hans' BRUTAL sunburn. Haha.
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This invariably led to more physical violence.
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Haha. Marveling at nature while Meredith drew us pictures!
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Better than work.
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...so much!
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If there were a JC Penny catalog for wizards, it would look like this.
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Hahaha.
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Fatty was telling us about how Marina was getting annoyed at him because he really enjoyed posting...
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...ugly photos of Henry to the interwebs. Hahahah.
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1922's most highly revered comedic troubadours.
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The dreaded birthday ass-vice!
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Pinchy!
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Haha.
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The bar was hot and way over-crowded (what with the free ice cream and all). We worked our way into a hidden corner and our exploration was rewarded with the discovery of an industrial-strength fan. A simple flick of the switch turned that shit into a Whitesnake video situation right-quick.
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Fantastically, entertaining though.
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Step 4: MOLEST THE FAINTED! Happy May 2010!
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I laughed so hard I was crying. Thumbs up for BALD SKINHEAD WIG! Awesome present, Doug!
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...who could create the best "wedding dress" out of toilet paper! Sarah and Leigh show off their team's design!
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...FOR THE WIN!
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SMASH THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!
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Court and John Berk! The open bar ended at 11pm, but Court made an executive decision to throw down some plastic and keep the party train rolling. Yes! Love how the Cosby sweater has made it over to John at this point.
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Awwww. Look at Meredith and Jess getting their hearts melted...
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MOAR HOOPING. Linda doing her thing. I can't believe this photo predates the ZEF SIDE video.
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Hahaha. Definitely less-awkward than drinking from his navel. WIN!
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Ok, back to photos of wasted Jen partying it up! Hahaha.
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Here's me and Fatty after laughing so hard we both started crying.
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...then we pet an angry lynx...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Scott Jentzen! Congrats you two!
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Yep, a full-minute later and as long as I keep pointing at my crotch and biting my lip, she'll just keep on laughing.
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Meredith giggling about the total randomness of it all.
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Oh man, I love this picture SO MUCH. Every time I look at David's face I can actually hear the perverted little cackle he does when something naughty happens: "Heh...heh...heeeh."
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...the monkey was just excited about all of us! Homeboy was packing!. Boy, thirty years old and still doing stuff like pretending an inflatable monkey's tail is a giant inflatable monkey-penis. I guess my eighth-grade guidance counselor was right about me all along! (At least he was wrong about the whole "ending up in jail" part! Er, at least so far anyway).
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Hahahaha.
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Drunk hilarity ensued on the cab ride down.
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Here's Mandy showing Brother L a little move called "over the top!"
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Oh. My. God. Hahaha.
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...dragged into the mix. Hahahah.
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Then late on Sunday night, a super-nice girl Jane (who has a friend in NYC who reads my site and told her that I was moving to SF and didn't know anyone out there....so nice!) invited me to garden party. I was wiped out from walking around all day and I had to get up for work, but I decided to swing by and at least say hi and try to meet some people. By the time I got there, things were winding down, but I did manage to see a GIRLFIGHT on the way out! Check out the double-knee shoulder pin in full-effect. (You know that means that she totally has brothers that she had to learn to defend herself against.
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I'm not sure I handed my camera over to at this point but as you'll be able to see over the next few pics, they managed to grab some clutch snaps. I didn't even know I was capable of making a face like this. (Check out Leigh in the background losing her shit. Hahaha).
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Here's Fatty telling his amazing story (complete with hand gestures) about a Russian girl he'd met through online dating who was only interested in getting her "rear emmissions checked" (if you know what I'm sayin'). Look at Frank's face, he's totally caught in the middle of saying "Duuuuude."
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After months of getting people to willingly pose with my balls, it was time to try something new: getting unsuspecting people to unknowingly pose with my balls. I discreetly whipped out my bag, and grabbed one of our new friends for a picture. I handed off the cam to Seth who totally shit the bed by not managing to get my balls in the pic. Doh! The rest of the guys in the pic (Check out Grant and Franks' faces) were laughing so hard that the girl in the black shirt was totally confused...
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Emma leaned down laughing and put her hair right into a candle that was lit on the table. I was torn between putting it out (which I did) or firing up the cam and getting a pic of her aflame.
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Grant with Scott "Bizarro Dave" Weinstein.
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Um, yeah. Go Lauren.
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Oh, and we got a little tipsy.
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At some point in the early morning, my roommate's cat walked into the living room with something in his mouth. Which closer investigation revealed to be this severed mouse head! UGH! Here's Scott laughing hysterically and posing with it.
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Amy thwarts some would-be bar-hussy that was giving Chris the eye.
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Eric and Peter (Part 3). Look at their fucking faces....ohmygod is that shit funny.
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Shortly afterwards, Tony decided to leave Modem Media to take a job at GE Capital. We sent him off with class at the Black Duck.
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Allie takes Ryan's pants off leaving him writhing on my floor in front of all of his friends in his Tighty-Whities. Yikes. After all of this, Allie left (as did about half the party because they were traumatized). But anyway, the hardcore friends stuck around and we still had a great time. (largely in part because of Matty who kept the music coming. Thanks Matt.)