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On Friday night Ellen came over showing off a fancy new coat.
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Meredith knows that later could mean months later and gave me the stink-eye until I packed up my mess...
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Bright red!
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Jared was a big fan of the way the heart is running.
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What comes around goes around. Everyone I know is...
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...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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...so we rounded up all the snacks and headed back downstairs.
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They couldn't believe how many wiener dogs we had. Haha.
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Nothing is better than when you're a little overtired and things get silly. Hahaha.
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Oh, go on.
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The dreaded birthday ass-vice!
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Laugh and run.
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The best thing about having an August birthday is that you can invite people to the beach to celebrate your birthday! A little before noon, we met up with Matt and Karen at the CVS by the 1st Ave subway to stock up on beach supplies...
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Pinchy!
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On Wednesday night I went out to dinner with Caitlin. She was leaving NYC after years to move with her band to Ashville, NC. She's a ray of sunshine.
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Stopped for a snack on the way. I got a huge pizza bagel. Meredith went the healthier route.
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Dad was impressed by their ingenuity.
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Haha.
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The bar was hot and way over-crowded (what with the free ice cream and all). We worked our way into a hidden corner and our exploration was rewarded with the discovery of an industrial-strength fan. A simple flick of the switch turned that shit into a Whitesnake video situation right-quick.
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Beach blanket capes.
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Sarah proudly showing off the BLING BLING circus portrait poster she romerced Charles into posing for. (BTW, Romerce = portmanteau of "romance + coerce"!)
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They tickle so hard it's almost torture.
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...LIKE THIS!
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Any time someone does it to me, I make really creepy OOOOH faces that I have absolutely no control over.
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Mer laughing at the end of her slide.
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Happy ride.
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Up next was a hallway bathroom...
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We made it to Quinn's parents' house a little after ten. After a quick snack, Quinn took those of us that had just arrived on a grand tour!
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So goddamn funny. Happy June 2010!
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Fantastically, entertaining though.
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Good times.
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Step 4: MOLEST THE FAINTED! Happy May 2010!
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Cynthia drawing with her eyes closed.
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Oh yeah, free Bloody Marys too.
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Happy 40th, Katie! Yay!
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Haha.
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I like how red Jared is from laughing.
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Love this picture.
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On Saturday afternoon, Matt and Biggy came over for a hang.
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Chuck doesn't mind dog kisses.
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This one loves the games!
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A couple of minutes later, Meredith was up in the chair for Hava Nagila...
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On Friday night we went out Union Pool for Jaymes' birthday! Here he is showing off the the gift Meredith picked out for him (a polar bear that shits jellybeans!)
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One of our Dutch raft-mates.
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Leigh and Ilirjana
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Awww. Look at her little bologna tongue! I was saying goodbye to Maddy because I had to attend an off-site for Yodle up in West Chester super-early the next morning. Ellen invited me to crash at her place because she lives right near there! Yay!
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After the movie I met up with Leigh. She was carrying a chair into the living room and totally got stuck in the doorway, Three-Stooges-Style! Haha.
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...to give to Lisa - this fancy bottle koozie with her name on it. Haha.
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I laughed so hard I was crying. Thumbs up for BALD SKINHEAD WIG! Awesome present, Doug!
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Omg, putting this thing on was like torture. It was pulling my hair so hard.
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ONE FOOT!
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...who could create the best "wedding dress" out of toilet paper! Sarah and Leigh show off their team's design!
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WELCOME HOME, ROOMIE! In this picture Leigh is trying to prevent me from taking photos of her...
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It was pretty sweet.
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On Saturday night I headed to the West Village to attend FATTY'S BACHELOR PARTY! Here's the bachelor himself!
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CUTTING MO' LEATHER....MAKING MORE SHOES.
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We spent the afternoon watching DVR'ed episodes of Wife Swap. The episode where the black dude ends up living with an entire family that's into renaissance reenactment made me laugh until I cried.
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Hahaha. They had a whole box so I wasn't gonna be the only one in the house with a scummy nose!
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I had never heard of them, but the movie is so wonderful and heartfelt that it was really great to get to see them play live after watching a documentary about how much they love to rock.
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HIDE YOUR MOUTH! COVER YOUR MOUTH!
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If you don't restrain her, she goes right for her favorite licking-spot: THE MOUTH!
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Thwarted!
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Birthday boy and Amanda.
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...FOR THE WIN!
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SMASH THE BIRTHDAY GIRL!
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Igor, Denis and me (voguing?).
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Sandy dance party.
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Haha. Let's hear it for NEW FRIENDS!
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That was the sensible choice. Chris, Steve and I decided to keep on drinking heavily and somehow ended up on the beach partying with the locals we'd met in the bar.
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Haha.
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Karen.
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Hands where they can be seen!
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Cynthia, Siege and KT.
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A little before midnight, everyone left whatever little corner of the party they were in and headed to the main room to bring in the New Year together. Me and Cyn.
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Court and John Berk! The open bar ended at 11pm, but Court made an executive decision to throw down some plastic and keep the party train rolling. Yes! Love how the Cosby sweater has made it over to John at this point.
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Awwww. Look at Meredith and Jess getting their hearts melted...
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I like that you can tell that Meredith is totally overtired in this photo by the silly expression she's making when laughing.
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Later that night we went across the street to visit Greg who was djing at Bowery Electric. We brought along a sprouty lil' bulb of garlic that we found in Leigh's fridge. He was sorta steenky!
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I laughed so hard I was crying.
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Getting LULZ.
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MOAR HOOPING. Linda doing her thing. I can't believe this photo predates the ZEF SIDE video.
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Success! (Possibly!)
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...but Vin kept on laughing (like he usually does). (By the way, any time I'm making faces like this in photos that's usually a leading indicator that I'm on my way to CRUNKEDSVILLE).
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This photo makes me so happy. Hahaha.
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Happy!
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As the surprise wore off, she just started laughing and laughing. Her first words back to me after my proposal were inspired by Bret Michaels and VH1's awesomely terrible Rock of Love. She asked, "Will you stay in this house and continue to rock my world?" Hahaha.
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Hahaha.
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Me and Karen. So happy!
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Right before we head out to hit the town, SEXY JOE showed up!
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Hahaha. Definitely less-awkward than drinking from his navel. WIN!
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Oh man, these pics make me laugh so much.
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Hahahaha.
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Her friend, however, was less shy and decided to subject her buddy to the "dirty dog bellybutton pour."
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Hahaha.
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After we finished making a mess all over the sidewalk, we went back inside and played songs for nobody but ourselves the rest of the night. Good. Times.
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WONDER WOMAN sexy-time pajamas! Which is basically lingerie for NERDS! Hahahaha.
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Ok, back to photos of wasted Jen partying it up! Hahaha.
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I love this photo of Frank. I'm not 100% sure, but I think this cake was for Lydia's birthday.
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This photo makes me so happy.
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Here's me and Fatty after laughing so hard we both started crying.