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On Thursday I met Veronica while taking my weekly schvitz at the Russian Turkish Baths. Jane came and met up with us afterwards and we went out for a late night drink...
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My tiniest cactus surprised me by sprouting these two flowers, one of which was almost the same size as the cactus!
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My dad making Max laugh. ;) (I'm writing this in January 2019, four months after my father's passing and it's nice to see all these photos of him). Miss you, dad!
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Later that evening, we got dressed up and headed to the wedding!
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While I couldn't find the restaurant, I did find the addresses of two of my relatives that lived in NYC in the 1870s! Henry Battjer (my Great-great-grandfather) was a carman who lived at 49 Pitt Street. A few years later in 1880, he opened a bar called Smith & Battjer that after years of research I finally tracked down to be formerly located at 422 East 14th Street - just a few blocks from where I lived on 14th street for 4 years!
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...and laughing about his drawings of his 14 year-old self.
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...and then it wasn't long until we spent the rest of the week feeding him by hand. Hahaha.
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While going through old photo prints I also found these amazing pics from when Scott and I went to Florida for Spring Break '95 and we made friends with a racoon who loved Cool Ranch Doritos as much as we did. We got him used to the flavor...
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Important window conference with all the ladies.
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...Hans sneaked out of the bedroom with a lit cake!
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We probably only lasted about 60 seconds or so, but we got in all the way and that's what counts! The Dude even got in a bit with us to make sure we were going to be alright! Maddy barked and barked from the warm safety of the sand.
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Here we gooooo
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The Dude running after us barking is the best.
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...he also made this tofu steak for the vegetarians! Hans, you are amazing!
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...before the The Dude loses his tiny mind. Haha.
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Picture perfect turkey!
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So nice to see you, Charlene!
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...and started reading this excellent Colin Wilson book, The Occult.
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Early morning hang with these ladies I love in Quinn's very cool "pillow room."
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Minnie Mouse and Curious George!
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Out of two becomes three. Spent the afternoon playing around my ruler and compass learning about how two overlapping circles (two) allows you to draw a perfect equilateral triangle in the resulting vesica pisces.
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His illustrations are so awesome.
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Check out this detail of his incredibly fine line work. Insane.
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We did a little pre-gaming at my place...
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Back at the apartment, I was excited to take my latest AuraCam photo and compare it to seven other previous photos I'd had take over the last 18 months.
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Hahaha. So good.
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We were one of the featured "Cool Companies of 2002." (I was 26 years old and already working at my 3rd start-up!) Happy September, 2015!
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...and someone dunked their feet in purple paint and made footsteps that go between the two community gardens. (Adam Purple pretty much single-handedly created every garden in the Lower East Side by riding his bike up to the central park horse stables, collecting manure, and carting it back downtown to mix into the soil around all the empty lots where they'd torn buildings down. Over the years and through thousands of trips with manure, he turned all the empty lots into fertile topsoil where plants could grow!
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This book is BANANAS! If you like the movie Beetlejuice, this is like a real-life BOOK FOR THE RECENTLY DECEASED. Highly recommend it! Less Incomplete: A Guide to Experiencing the Human Condition Beyond the Physical Body
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Here comes The Sun
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Cool to wander around on the lot and see some of Jim Henson's creatures.
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...TOE BANG!
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Web close up
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Thanks for driving, Ellen.
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And for having for having such an accommodating lap. This is such a next level move to be casually driving around with two dogs on your lap. Hahah.
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IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING!

This still makes me laugh every time I see it. Almost have the same beauty mark on their right cheeks! (Recurring theme?)
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Battjers!
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The is one of the most next-level books I've ever read. I still do the audio guided-meditation at least once a week!
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...to celebrate Cynthia's birthday! (Everyone joked how it would take over two years for this picture to surface. Yep!)
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Crystal ball selfie with dog. (Maddy is making a great expression in this pic!)
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Got this excellent flyer handed to me by neighbors in my building advertising their awesome upcoming party! (I obviously went!)
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Diagrams from German-engineers about watching to ensure the proper amount of weed-vapor density, for the win! Ok! Let's do this!
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Hahaha. I love this picture soooo much. <3 <3 <3
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...to celebrate Gurj's birthday!
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Hung out with this one. Adorbs.
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Ok, but why you wake it, though?
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The Dude is no longer a little dude, but no one's told him yet! Shhhh!
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Christmas 1987 - my brother and I freaking out about getting the long-awaited PHANTASY STAR for the Sega Master System. This was the first RPG I ever got into and it exploded both of our brains!
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Brett & Me, Halloween 1989. I was Freddy Krueger. My brother asked me to help him look like a punk rocker. I dyed his hair pink, gave him Alice Cooper make-up and made him a rock-shirt with a bunch of hand-drawn logos of all the bands I was into! (I can't read them all, but I do see Anthrax, Metallica, Van Halen and TESLA! hahah).
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Take Two was a bullseye! (The Dude all scrunched up in Hans' arms! Everyone saying "pruuuune."). Excellent weekend, everyone!
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Group portrait from our last day at The Turquoise Barn. Happy February 2015!
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Sarah & The Dude.
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Had a visit from the lovely Jane Anne...
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Hahah. Thanks everyone! Make sure to call me if you have any questions about how the world REALLY works. (And also, buy Bitcoin!)
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Haha. Some of the illustrators had more of a caricature style that found mixed reviews.
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Thanks for having us all over and cooking for us!
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You made it, dog!
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2015!
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Ann and her four daughters! Happy birthday, Grandma!
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I liked this book so much I started buying extra copies of it to hand out to other (nerdy) people I know! Highly recommended!

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...Jarvis was going to play! So happy I finally got to see him perform!
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All swimmed out and ready for a nap!
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Give it back!
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Bealls & Battjers!
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Ready to roll out!
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Look at the spread! Feeling very thankful. ;)
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Happy October 2014! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
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...but went the extra mile this year and went full grim reaper. Including eight-inch platform boots (that made me 6'7"!) chain, hour glass hung around my neck and real scythe (not pictured).
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Battjer family photo, October 2014!
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...Uncle Brian!
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Ellen and Hans were in the middle...
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...and bigger!
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Congrats Ellen & Hans - I love you both!
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Aww, buddies! Ok, on to the reception!
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...Ellen's father walked her down the aisle!
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Gorgeous!
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To Ellen & Hans! Congrats!
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...while Xavier and Kim had already won before the game started with planned matching tennis outfits.
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...the women all sneaked upstairs to tuck Matt into bed!
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I was showering on Saturday morning and noticed a pretty good soap-bubble human skull. Double vanitas memento mori!
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After we had finished soaking the sponges attached to the electrodes with salt-water, we secured them to their proper spot on Grant's skull with a headband. Because hey, if you're going to get your brain fried, you may as well go out looking fabulous when it happens! But seriously...
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I had so much fun hiking, Cat! Let's go again sooooooon.
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Five minutes after laughing about this, a hiker passed us coming the other way on the trail telling us that a bear had been spotted by other hikers nearby! We made it to the top of the trail unmolested by nature.
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...and then stopped in to Sunny Annie's to get some desserts! Grant grabbed the cookies and...
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...headed to the bar next to the hotel to keep the reunion going for a little longer!
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Close up of me peeking out in the corner. Funny to see so many familiar faces that I hadn't seen since people wore Jincos. Haha.
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...who burns white sage non-ironically.
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Happy birthday, Leigh!